PaisleyGarbage

By default, mustaches are rude things. They dance around while somebody is talking, distracting the listener. They bristle at any time without warning. Worse still, they sop up foods and dranks without permission. Nothing's worse than ordering a margarita and finding out on your first sip that your mustache soaked it all up! Well now you can do something to improve your mustache's public image! By wearing a polite mustache shirt, it is no longer a social stigma but instead can be miraculously transformed into a boon. And to top it all off, if you can't grow a mustache, but have always wanted one, you could have one slapped on your chest, whi

We got our first order of shirts in earlier this week and they're up for sale at our website: http://paisleygarbage.com Please head on over and check them out!

Well we've decided which design we're printing first and it's gonna be Paisleye! http://fav.me/d3jwubu Just imagine it strewn across your chest in all its vibrant verdant glory like molding banana peels on the bottom of a trashcan. We're expecting it to be available on our website in about one week, so check back then if you wanna get dirty. Paisley Garbage out! http://paisleygarbage.com