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The Caged Beast Roars by PaisleyGarbage The Caged Beast Roars :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Cool and Crispy by PaisleyGarbage Cool and Crispy :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Hockin' Wares by PaisleyGarbage Hockin' Wares :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 2 0 On How to Be a Weed by PaisleyGarbage On How to Be a Weed :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Step Off by PaisleyGarbage Step Off :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 He sits... He waits... by PaisleyGarbage He sits... He waits... :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Blissful by PaisleyGarbage Blissful :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 The Pensive Explorer by PaisleyGarbage The Pensive Explorer :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 3 0 Crouching Tiger Hidden 'stache by PaisleyGarbage Crouching Tiger Hidden 'stache :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Quantifying Scalability by PaisleyGarbage Quantifying Scalability :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Lurker by PaisleyGarbage Lurker :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Supervisory by PaisleyGarbage Supervisory :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Manual Labor Chic by PaisleyGarbage Manual Labor Chic :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Statueing by PaisleyGarbage Statueing :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0 Como Mustache by PaisleyGarbage Como Mustache :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 1 Paisley Can by PaisleyGarbage Paisley Can :iconpaisleygarbage:PaisleyGarbage 0 0


Clockwork t-shirt design by BenHickling Clockwork t-shirt design :iconbenhickling:BenHickling 230 21



Paisley Garbage
United States
Current Residence: California
By default, mustaches are rude things. They dance around while somebody is talking, distracting the listener. They bristle at any time without warning. Worse still, they sop up foods and dranks without permission. Nothing's worse than ordering a margarita and finding out on your first sip that your mustache soaked it all up!

Well now you can do something to improve your mustache's public image! By wearing a polite mustache shirt, it is no longer a social stigma but instead can be miraculously transformed into a boon. And to top it all off, if you can't grow a mustache, but have always wanted one, you could have one slapped on your chest, which as everyone knows is the face of the torso.

So, to that end we put our efforts, and are proud to announce...

NEW Como Mustache shirts are available in everyone's favorite colors; Bananarama Yellow and Mr. BlueSky Blue.

Check out pictures in our gallery here:…
Buy the shirt on our website here:…
  • Listening to: The scurry of rats
  • Drinking: You bet!


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